Friday 22 December 2017

Pre-Christmas bits and pieces

One of my favourite things about living in Taranaki (and let's face it, there are MANY), is how it rains overnight and the day dawns clear.  It happens all the time.

It's been hot and dry recently, as we have previously discussed, and last night we had one of those big refreshing downpours.  This morning the place positively sparkled, all washed clean.  I had both girls in the car strapped in when I turned around and saw these cobwebs strung with raindrops.  Of course me being me I had to get out of the car and unlock the house so I could take some photos.

Totally worth it.





I swear the lawn has already grown since B mowed it yesterday.  It grows at a phenomenal rate here.  That is one thing that can become a little tiresome, while we're talking pros and cons.  The grass is beautifully green because it never stops growing.

Unlike the grass, we're all in that end-of-the-year winding down mode.

B is now on holiday until early January.  J's last day of kindy for the year is today.  And I have a solid list of jobs to tick off while B is home to help with the toddler wrangling.


Ah, J and her books.  She does this kind of thing often - finds herself a suitable spot, chooses a book and plops down to read.  Last night when I went to tuck her in before I went to bed, I discovered her fast asleep with a book next to her.  She must have got up after I'd said goodnight and had a quiet little read to herself before going to sleep.  Bless her adorable little heart.


Look at the vegetable garden!  I went on a weeding rampage during naptime the other day.  So satisfying.  As I said to B when I came inside literally dripping with sweat, if this is what I can do in an hour imagine what I could do with a whole day.  Soon, my friends, soon.

And yes I did weed too vigorously and half-kill that zucchini plant in the foreground.  Whoops. Luckily it's rallied itself and is making a comeback.


Obligatory Christmas baking is done and distributed.  I even hung about at the front gate pretending to pull weeds so I could catch the rubbish truck man and give him the traditional six-pack and shortbread.  B scoffed at me but the driver was very nice, so there.  People like to be appreciated.


Here's my pensive girl again.  Who is this child?  She turns three in a couple of months and I'm certain she has not prepared me at all for the terrible twos that A will inflict on us.

A's walking has so far taken a backseat to her determination to master the English language.  Although apparently she's now happy with he vocabulary because her laser-like focus has been turned to standing and walking.  The progress she makes in a day is incredible.  She's certainly strong enough, she's just got to coordinate those heavenly fat legs and she'll be away.  One of our friends suggested "first steps by Christmas?" and I wouldn't be at all surprised.


Oh, look at my dinner the other night.  Mmmmmm.  Clearly I was pretty impressed with myself because I took not one but two photos of it so you could get both angles.  It was needless to say delicious.


Well that about wraps it up around here for now.  I'll be back again I'm sure before the end of the year to wrap things up and ponder the year that was.

Have a very wonderful secular end-of-year festival, or a Merry Christmas if that's your bag.









Wednesday 13 December 2017

Miscellaneous greenery, with added sandflies

It's been hot.  

I never thought I would say that when the maximum is usually 26C (so that's about 78F) but it has been really hot.  Laugh at me if you must, Aussies, but listen.  I'm from Adelaide.  I've lived in outback Queensland and spent the last five years in Perth.  I know hot weather.

The difference here is that it's humid heat.  Oh and NZ bears the brunt of the hole in the ozone layer.  Oh and there is no air conditioning.  So trust me when I tell you it's hot.

Being so hot, it's usually much nicer outside than in.  Or it would be if it wasn't for my personal nemesis and the one reason I may pack up and move back to Australia in a huff: the sand fly.  They love me.  I can't go outside at all without being attacked so I am constantly slapping myself in a slightly deranged manner.  The bites hurt, and then they itch for ever more.  Like three weeks later you will still be scratching.  I still have every sandfly bite I've ever had since we got here and at this point I'm just waiting for someone to ask if they can photograph me for a medical journal.

The worst part, other than the actual bites of course, is that literally no one else seems to be bothered by them.  I keep saying to people "My god these sandflies" as I slap myself around the knees, and the other person is usually like "Oh really?  I never get bitten".  Why jeebus why.

Anyway, since I have vented my spleen non-stop since the start of this post, let's move onto more positive topics.  


As we have observed it is high summer (see: heat, and sand flies).  The garden is going off its head.  I can't keep up with the produce, which the chickens are 100% ok with.  Currently the vegetable garden is planted out as follows (don't worry I don't expect you to be interested, this is for my own record-keeping purposes): rhubarb, thyme, peas, parsley, sage, potatoes, zucchini, cherry tomatoes, broccoli, silverbeet, kale, sunflowers, snow peas, beans, baby spinach, pumpkin, corn, carrots.  I think that's it.  Lucky it's so massive.

I would share photos but it's infested with weeds and grass and distinctly un-photogenic right now.  So here is a photo of a kale and silverbeet tart I made also with eggs from our very own chickens.  So rewarding.  And delicious.


We started a Christmas tradition a couple of years ago of getting a photo of the kids (or, back then, kid) with Father Christmas.  That first year went great, J kept a beady eye on me to make sure I wasn't going to slip out but she was very keen for Santa cuddles.  Last year we also had A who lay in Father Christmas' arms like a sack of potatoes and J who was still keen but needed me to be in the photo as well.

Yesterday I took the girls into Centre City for the annual photo because the Santa there is AMAZING and as far as I'm concerned is the real Santa.  Unfortunately J, while very excited in the lead up, found it all a bit overwhelming and clung to me for dear life, and couldn't even bring herself to look at Santa to begin with.  I guess it was like her version of seeing Kim Kardashian in the flesh.  She eventually warmed up to a very shy wave but the photo was a definite no this year.  My sweet timid little girl.

Would you look at these two curly-tops?  The old biddies go berserk, trust me

J's kindy is run along Steiner/Waldorf principles, and has the most amazing rambling garden.  They have a big stand of sweet peas which are all in full flower.  The other day J picked a couple to bring home for Daddy (be still my big mushy heart).  They smell so lovely on the dining table that I've planted some of our own.  Hopefully they'll grow equally as well and we'll have the scent wafting in the windows.


In my efforts to weed the entire property during nap times, I uncovered this very sad little fern, bone dry and forgotten in amongst the weeds.  Now re-potted and brought inside from some TLC, it seems to be making a comeback.  One thing this place is missing is some indoor plants, I've decided, which I'll be rectifying immediately.  I wonder if I could sneak a macrame plant hanger in without B commenting...



Check out the orchard!  It's all looking very productive.  Even if the birds get stuck in there should still be plenty for all of us.  We've got a couple of rams grazing in the orchard paddock permanently now.  I do like the cows but my heart lies with sheep for some reason.  I love the smell of lanolin, I love seeing their woolly bulk out my kitchen window, I love how they keep the grass to lawn smoothness (well not yet, they have a LOT to get through).  And they taste DELICIOUS.



The feijoa is looking very festive with its fluffy little red flowers, kind of puts you in mind of a eucalyptus flower doesn't it?


And check out this patch of hydrangeas, just flowering like crazy in the most electric blue, out the back of the orchard where I can't even see them from the house.  As soon as they die back next winter I'll be moving them to a better location.  Hopefully they still flower like this.


So all in all, midsummer in Taranaki is a very happy place. 

Sandflies notwithstanding.


Tuesday 5 December 2017

Weaner calves, pasta, and crayfish

Weird title.  Sounds like a recipe.

Anyway.

This week we've weaned our cute fat little calves and the bellowing is. driving. me. insane.  The only upside is that we're weaning them from powdered milk, not their mothers.  So although I may be unable to go outside right now without setting off the most unholy cacophony, at least my heart is not breaking listening to them yell for their mothers.

As an amusing aside, did you know that the calf milk feeder is called a CALFETERIA?  How good is that!!  And the cereal feed we're weaning them onto is called MOOSLI?!  I am beside myself with these puntastic names.

In totally unrelated news, it's crayfish season.  I'm totally underwhelmed at the thought because I don't actually like crayfish that much.  So.... moving on I guess.  Next topic!


Hey, remember that Christmas decoration I ordered off eBay with great trepidation?  Well IT'S AWESOME.  Look!


Come closer!  Sorry I don't know why these photos are so dingy.  Clearly I was too excited at the excellence of my ornament to actually check the camera settings.  You'll have to squint a bit.




Amazing right?!  I love it.  I switch it on every night, even after the kids are in bed I just love to look at it.  And needless to say J is obsessed.

 


Here's another hopelessly dingy photo of the Christmas tree all lit up.  Confession time: I un-decorated it.  I was yelling about it every day, plus A was eating a LOT of glitter, J kept smashing the baubles together and crumpling them in her fists... they both kept trying to unwrap the little gift-shaped decorations... and the last straw was when I found A (part baby part goat apparently) eating polystyrene from inside a gift decoration that she had successfully unwrapped.

So now we just have tinsel and lights!


B has been away for work a bit recently which means pasta for dinner every night!  My most favourite effort the other week is pictured above.  I rolled two massive bowlfuls without any trouble.  It's basically slow roasted carrot, sweet potato (sorry, kumara), and zucchini, plus some crispy fried bacon, all tossed together at the end with a big dollop of my number one kitchen staple: tomato paste.

Delicious, I tell you.  Make it tonight!

Last of all,  I'm proud to say that I've been very industrious in the evenings recently.  Normally once the kids go to bed I flop on the couch with The Good Wife.  I'm only on season two but I'm really enjoying it.  I just wish they wouldn't yell "OJBECTION!" eighty-five times every episode.

What was I talking about again?  Oh yeah.  Other than an epic amount of gardening work getting done recently, I even pulled out the old sewing machine last night and made some fabric gift wrapping bags.  This is a project I've had on my to-do list for about, oh, four years.  And it took me less than half an hour.  Boom, as they say.

It was so easy - I made nine gift bags and two santa sacks in, as I said, less than half an hour.  I even had time for sips of wine in between.

Who's up for a sewing tutorial?  No one?  Perfect!

First you cut your fabric into a long skinny-ish rectangle, or whatever shape you choose.  I made a few different sizes and shapes.  It can be wonky and slapdash!  It's just gift-wrapping!


I used the selvage edges at the top of my bags wherever possible because: less sewing.  So you fold your rectangle so that one edge overhangs the other as in the photo above.  Wow these explanations are so clear.  A craft blogger I am not.


Like this.  That overhang is going to be the "flap" of the envelope that you fold in to close the bag.  If you know what I mean.  Let's carry on.



Then you sew all around the edges of your bag and across any raw edges so they don't fray.  I did the whole lot in a big zigzag stitch which meant I had to reload my bobbin about three times.


Can you see that?  It was getting dark as I was taking these photos.  I should just rename this post "dingy photos of stuff".


And... that's it!  Done!  That last photo shows how the flap tucks into the bag.  No more mountains of gift wrap going to landfill to keep you up at night.

Or is that just me?


Have a good week, friends!







Thursday 23 November 2017

Sunset, a nest... and Christmas of course

I walked outside the other night and this was just quietly happening:



Of course the true magnificence and the golden light never translates to a photograph.  But I can confirm that it was pretty magical out there.

It's been seriously windy this past week.  The sun has been shining (at long last), and I haven't lit the fire in a week!  But this wind, it's been pretty trying.

The other morning after an especially blustery night we found a nest in the backyard.  The eggs were smashed to smithereens so we took the nest to J's kindy.  She was very proud.


I don't think I've looked properly at a bird's nest since I was a child myself, and looking at this one I was pretty astonished at the skill involved in making it.  I'm almost certain that even with my opposable thumbs I could not possibly create such a sturdy and intricate structure.



In other news, the Christmas pageant has been and gone in my hometown of Adelaide and do you know what that means?


Yup!  Time for the Christmas tree and decorations to come out.  The girls and I had a very fun afternoon assembling the tree, and it was good exposure therapy for me to watch J hang 15 ornaments on one branch and not to rearrange them for her.


Unfortunately the girls now view the tree as a new and exciting play area which is taking me to the brink.  I'm pretty sure I've threatened to take it down least twice every day since we put it up.  Suddenly it seems like a very long time to Christmas.


That aside, it's been so rewarding finding spots around the place for all my beloved decorations to go, and creating little Christmassy vignettes.




These bells fell off the door last night with an almighty crash and jingle, shaving at least five years off my life.  Stupid command strips not doing their job.

But look at the Christmas tree in the late afternoon light!  See it glisten and shine.


Speaking of glisten and shine, I've ordered a large and hopefully quite gaudy Christmas village slash advent calendar from the US.  You may or may not recall the Bradford Exchange Disappointment of 2015, and I'm crossing my fingers that we don't have a similar experience this time.


By far the best thing about Christmas this year is that J is the perfect age to understand what it's about and to believe wholeheartedly in the magic.  She's written her first letter to Father Christmas (or Daddy North Pole as she keeps calling him and no I can't bring myself to correct her) asking for a Nemo ball we saw at the shop.  A ball.  She just really wants that Nemo ball.  I'm dying here people.  Can barely function with the cuteness.


Got your Christmas decorations up yet?  If not, why not?!







Wednesday 15 November 2017

All kinds of news and rambling

Right.  Time for a bit of a news update.



First of all, let's get the most tiresome stuff out of the way: A's food issues.

I started writing this last week when I was feeling very low about the whole situation.  We've since been to the doctor and we've already seen some improvement.  But I'm going to leave this here as a record for myself I guess of how hard it got and how upset I was.  Why am I compelled to record this stuff???

She is off the jarred food so I guess that's one thing.  But now it means her preferred diet consists of hot chips, chicken nuggets, hash browns, cheese toasties, tater tots, yoghurt, stewed apple, McDonalds hot cakes (I know I know), crackers, and biscuits.  Like that is a conclusive list of everything she will eat.

She will occasionally try new things, but she doesn't like anything.  No pasta, no toast, no weetbix, no avocado, no vegetables, no meat, no fish, no eggs, no nothing.

As an example, I made banana cake the other day.  She tried a bite.  No good.  Cake.  The child does not like cake.  I mean.  What even is that.



I've spoken to the Plunket hotline (the equivalent of Ngala if you're in WA, or whatever your baby nurse hotline is called) and they said put her on a toddler formula to ensure that she gets a good range of nutrients, and if she doesn't eat what's for dinner, that's it.  No filling up on junk.  Which I knew already, but probably did need someone to say to me bluntly.

So now she doesn't eat and she cries her eyes out because she's so hungry, and I can't give her anything.  And now I'm crying a bit thinking about it.  It's so hard.  Denying your child food when they're hungry feels pretty shitty.  Excuse me.  But it does.

The update to this being that we've moved on to a slightly less hardcore version of the Plunket advice.  And she's eating a few new things.  So on we go and hopefully in a year these issues will be a distant memory, in the same way that J's fussiness has improved over time.



Now onto happier tales.

I have to-ed and fro-ed about toilet training J, and have documented my dithering on here.  I've tried, not very hard, then given up and we go back to nappies.  She'd been very keen to wear knickers but not so hot on the actual using of the toilet part of the deal.  That's been going on for a couple of months at least.

Anyway the other day I went to pick J up from kindy and lo and behold there she was in a pair of knickers.  Apparently she'd taken her nappy off and told the teachers that she wanted to wear knickers (sorry, she keeps correcting me - UNDIES).  And she's been wearing knickers undies ever since.  AND she's even willingly used the toilet!  She's been doing really well with it - she even held on all the way to the supermarket toilet the other day - all pretty much self-directed.



We also took the side off her cot the other day.  Big step.  Plenty of people had said to me that if she's happy in the cot, which she was, why change anything.  It just seemed like time though and with the toilet training it made sense to update the bedding arrangement since she will eventually need to be able to get up in the night.  And she is so proud of her "new" big girl bed.

I've been surprised by how emotional all these big kid changes have made me feel.  I'm so happy to leave babyhood behind and yet all these things remind me that time moves on even when you might want it to slow down.

I think it's the fact that I know, I know for sure, that when they're bigger and more difficult and complicated - but yes, more independent and easier in a lot of ways - I will look back wistfully at these days.  So you try really hard to enjoy and soak it up while they're small.  But then they wake eleventy billion times in the night or have a screaming falling-down tantrum in the middle of the shop.

I can't remember where I was heading with this.  But anyway.  Babies don't keep.  Put them in a jar.

I have no clever segue into our next topic so let's dive on in!  Where will this stream of consciousness post take us next I wonder?



Ah yes, hydrangeas.  Picked from my very own garden if you don't mind.  Which I don't because I am beyond thrilled.  But they did wilt within a day in the vase, even though I plunged the cut stems straight into cold water as I was picking them.  Why did that happen oh wise readers?


Also, you know how I'm deeply obsessed with knitting now?  Well I am.  And I made another sweater - this time for J.  Who is as deeply thrilled with it as I am.






I wish I'd made it a couple of inches longer now.  Why do these kids keep growing?  No way it's going to fit next winter.  Luckily we live in Taranaki and she'll get plenty of wear out of it this summer.


The cardigan I'm making for A is slow going but it's getting there.  The pattern is definitely a stretch for my beginner skills and it'll feel like a real accomplishment to get it finished.  


The other day I was trying to figure out what it is that I so enjoy about knitting.  I guess it's a bit like the adult colouring in trend.  It's an activity that engrosses you, and which also provides instant gratification in the creation of something tangible.  

I love to make stuff for my kids, whether it's food, growing flowers they can pick or vegetables that they can eat, or these clothes that they can wear which have (and excuse me here for some very soppy sentiment) love woven into every stitch.